never kiss a girl with bat wings
monkey 0 found out the hard way.
[udpate - for those of you with low-contrast monitors, click here for a detail. I woke up with a hell of a hangover, and one of those little bracelets that says "I gave blood!" and warns you not to operate heavy machinery...]
[udpate - for those of you with low-contrast monitors, click here for a detail. I woke up with a hell of a hangover, and one of those little bracelets that says "I gave blood!" and warns you not to operate heavy machinery...]
posted by Daniel Heath at 1:55 AM
19 Comments:
Did her sonar not register you and she flew into your face at top speed?
ah, I forgot (in my woozy, blood-deprived state) that my monitors are higher-contrast than usual, so I've provided a link to a detail.
and yes, she also flew into my face at top speed, but that was sort of what endeared her to me in the first place.
fantastic!!! so are you going to get a nite job now??
Or you can nip down to Lysander's for a pint. Of O+
no, no, I've got two bites left. right?
just have to be VERY disciplined.
You look like you were at Spike's Vampire party on Saturday night. Maybe you should join us at PEERS Vampire Ball this Saturday. You could work on #2.
Saucy.
mmmm - tasty
Don't you also have to drink her blood or something?
bh - oh, sure, and be the side of bacon tossed into a tank of piranha. I wonder why that sounds like EXACTLY THE WRONG IDEA?
(which is to say, thx for the invite, but I can't make it. I forgot that we live on the same fault-line... I've got to be careful what I say around you. if I start making shit up you'll call me on it...)
suzanna - exactly. it's chocolate sauce mixed with red food coloring. that's the best home-grown fake blood.
mysfit - you didn't happen to dress up as a girl with bat wings for halloween, did you?
jenn - tell me about it. I've tried those vampire whistle things on my shoulder, but they're totally bunk.
dee - yeah, maybe, but the problem is I don't remember anything at all after a certain point, so who the hell knows what happened? last thing I remember, she -swore- it wouldn't leave a mark...
Nah, you gotta get up to 30 mph before the whistles work. Yeah, that's it.
they always say that. ~sigh~
you handsome devil you.
Monkey - to be honest, I was hoping you'd take over the role of side of bacon from me. Is that wrong? I'm a giver. :-)
By the way - where's the fun in not trying to get away with making up shite? You don't seem like the type to back down from a challenge. Gauntlet has been thrown! ;-P
Ok, so if you're not up for the vampyre ball, how do you feel about a burning man party at Red White & Blue beach in Santa Cruz instead? muahahahahahhaha.
Last time that happened to me I didn't even know till the next day
Motha fucka. Dang, I can't tell it all.
graymalkin: oh, THAT explains it. problem is, I can only run that fast over short distances. I'm working on this plexiglass thing...
dee: I -know- they always say it, and I keep falling for it. So that's two bites now. No question now I'm staying away from any function of bh's.
bh: and yes that includes your beach thing. you think I'm going to fall for the old, "oh, no, this one -isn't- a vampire party, really" trick?
jozee: it's embarassing, isn't it? you go to work and your coworker is all, "dude, I think you got something on your neck there..."
Monkey, I'm sweetness, innocence and light.
I have only received one "love bite" from a vamp. He didn't even draw blood as he, what was the quote?, "didn't want to start a feeding frenzy with the other vamps around" or something to that effect. Therefore my dear, you are much MUCH closer to being a Vamp than little ol' me.
Besides, I think I would prefer being a ghoul since they can still hang out in sunlight. Unfortunately, it doesn't sound nearly as cool to say you're a ghoul rather than a vampyre.
Sadly, my vamp didn't even put in an appearance at the burning man party at RWB. In fact, not a vamp in sight. You would have been safe.
Oh my! You're doomed, man. Perhaps Monkeys are immune.
Worse than that...
Ouch!
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