Sunday, October 30, 2005

never kiss a girl with bat wings

monkey 0 found out the hard way.

[udpate - for those of you with low-contrast monitors, click here for a detail. I woke up with a hell of a hangover, and one of those little bracelets that says "I gave blood!" and warns you not to operate heavy machinery...]


Blogger anne said...

Did her sonar not register you and she flew into your face at top speed?

2:13 AM  
Blogger Daniel Heath said...

ah, I forgot (in my woozy, blood-deprived state) that my monitors are higher-contrast than usual, so I've provided a link to a detail.

and yes, she also flew into my face at top speed, but that was sort of what endeared her to me in the first place.

11:29 AM  
Blogger DrM2B said...

fantastic!!! so are you going to get a nite job now??

12:07 AM  
Anonymous Graymalkin said...

Or you can nip down to Lysander's for a pint. Of O+

4:46 AM  
Blogger Daniel Heath said...

no, no, I've got two bites left. right?

just have to be VERY disciplined.

2:08 PM  
Blogger BH said...

You look like you were at Spike's Vampire party on Saturday night. Maybe you should join us at PEERS Vampire Ball this Saturday. You could work on #2.

7:14 PM  
Blogger Suzanna Danna said...


7:13 AM  
Blogger mysfit said...

mmmm - tasty

8:26 AM  
Blogger jenn see said...

those bat girls can come out of nowhere.

11:05 AM  
Blogger DeeM said...

Don't you also have to drink her blood or something?

11:43 AM  
Blogger Daniel Heath said...

bh - oh, sure, and be the side of bacon tossed into a tank of piranha. I wonder why that sounds like EXACTLY THE WRONG IDEA?
(which is to say, thx for the invite, but I can't make it. I forgot that we live on the same fault-line... I've got to be careful what I say around you. if I start making shit up you'll call me on it...)

suzanna - exactly. it's chocolate sauce mixed with red food coloring. that's the best home-grown fake blood.

mysfit - you didn't happen to dress up as a girl with bat wings for halloween, did you?

jenn - tell me about it. I've tried those vampire whistle things on my shoulder, but they're totally bunk.

dee - yeah, maybe, but the problem is I don't remember anything at all after a certain point, so who the hell knows what happened? last thing I remember, she -swore- it wouldn't leave a mark...

9:10 PM  
Anonymous Graymalkin said...

Nah, you gotta get up to 30 mph before the whistles work. Yeah, that's it.

5:41 AM  
Blogger DeeM said...

they always say that. ~sigh~
you handsome devil you.

12:18 PM  
Blogger BH said...

Monkey - to be honest, I was hoping you'd take over the role of side of bacon from me. Is that wrong? I'm a giver. :-)

By the way - where's the fun in not trying to get away with making up shite? You don't seem like the type to back down from a challenge. Gauntlet has been thrown! ;-P

Ok, so if you're not up for the vampyre ball, how do you feel about a burning man party at Red White & Blue beach in Santa Cruz instead? muahahahahahhaha.

6:10 PM  
Blogger Jozee said...

Last time that happened to me I didn't even know till the next day
Motha fucka. Dang, I can't tell it all.

5:27 PM  
Blogger Daniel Heath said...

graymalkin: oh, THAT explains it. problem is, I can only run that fast over short distances. I'm working on this plexiglass thing...

dee: I -know- they always say it, and I keep falling for it. So that's two bites now. No question now I'm staying away from any function of bh's.

bh: and yes that includes your beach thing. you think I'm going to fall for the old, "oh, no, this one -isn't- a vampire party, really" trick?

jozee: it's embarassing, isn't it? you go to work and your coworker is all, "dude, I think you got something on your neck there..."

9:43 PM  
Blogger BH said...

Monkey, I'm sweetness, innocence and light.

I have only received one "love bite" from a vamp. He didn't even draw blood as he, what was the quote?, "didn't want to start a feeding frenzy with the other vamps around" or something to that effect. Therefore my dear, you are much MUCH closer to being a Vamp than little ol' me.

Besides, I think I would prefer being a ghoul since they can still hang out in sunlight. Unfortunately, it doesn't sound nearly as cool to say you're a ghoul rather than a vampyre.

Sadly, my vamp didn't even put in an appearance at the burning man party at RWB. In fact, not a vamp in sight. You would have been safe.

10:43 AM  
Blogger DeeM said...

Oh my! You're doomed, man. Perhaps Monkeys are immune.

1:49 PM  
Blogger Jozee said...

Worse than that...

2:25 PM  
Blogger Calvin said...


6:22 PM  

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